A Story of Seven Words

Seraphim —

Hi, every1. We tried this once before but becoz i was away, it got outta hand and certain people (not mentioning who... you know who you are) went off on a tangent.

Okay, so lets start again.

Its basically a game I once saw on another forum.

Basicly every1 contributes a sentence to the story compromising of upto seven words. So no more than seven words people.

The rules are simple:

1. Max seven words
2. There is no end.
3. Keep it clean

I'll start us off:

"I bumped into a friend and asked"

Forum

mmm — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 - 12:42

[quote="Ya'qub"]
"why I hadn't seen him since"[/quote]

"he claimed whiplash on the bumpy cars"

Beast — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 - 21:54

[color=blue]I bumped into a friend and asked[/color]

[color=indigo]why I hadn't seen him since[/color]

[color=red]he claimed whiplash on the bumpy cars[/color]

and sued the circus for a million...

Dawud — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 - 11:11

Salaam

[color=blue]I bumped into a friend and asked[/color]
[color=indigo]why I hadn't seen him since[/color]
[color=red]he claimed whiplash on the bumpy cars[/color]
and sued the circus for a million
[color=olive]Peanuts. He replied "the elephants are trying...[/color]

Seraphim — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 - 11:19

[quote="Dawud"]
[color=olive]Peanuts. He replied "the elephants are trying...[/color][/quote]

to reproduce and need treats for foreplay

Seraphim — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 - 11:36

[quote="Dawud"][color=olive]They've besieged the Imperial Peanut Palace since...[/color][/quote]

The great penut shortage of 1996

mmm — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 - 11:43

[quote="Dawud"]The great penut shortage of 1996[/quote]

and 1997's war between Elephants and Monkeys

Dawud — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 - 11:47

[color=olive]When they realised I'd aquired 1,000,000 peanuts[/color]
and 1997's war beteween Elephants and Monkeys
[color=olive]had destroyed the peanut plantations, they came...[/color]

mmm — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 - 11:52

[quote="Dawud"][color=olive]had destroyed the peanut plantations, they came...[/color][/quote]

and brokered a truce by

mmm — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 - 14:00

[quote="Dawud"][color=olive]Needing peanuts for the survival of elephant-kind.[/color][/quote]

Elephants now being extinct, we must

Seraphim — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 - 15:12

[quote="mmm"]
Elephants now being extinct, we must[/quote]

construct a giant "laser" called a DeathStar

mmm — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 - 15:53

[quote="Seraphim"][quote="mmm"]
Elephants now being extinct, we must[/quote]

construct a giant "laser" called a DeathStar[/quote]

and burn Luke Skywalker until he

Seraphim — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 - 16:04

[quote="mmm"]

and burn Luke Skywalker until he[/quote]

admits he caused the peanut shortage

mmm — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 - 16:12

[quote="Seraphim"][quote="mmm"]

and burn Luke Skywalker until he[/quote]

admits he caused the peanut shortage[/quote]

and killed all the Elephants, now we

Seraphim — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 - 19:35

[quote="mmm"]
and killed all the Elephants, now we[/quote]

must go practice with our samurai swords

Seraphim — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 - 12:45

[quote="mmm"]he boarded a plane headed for[/quote]

Prague... the motherland of all bad guys