Why Women Hate Mice

Omrow —

Salam

[quote="MuslimSisLilSis"]do me a favour omro and define a "mouse" for me in a new thread

cos sumtimes I agree with u-other times i dont[/quote]

I looked in my precious Oxford Concise English Dictionary, Ninth Edition, and I found out why women would only be happy with a real man:

mouse // n. & v.
n. (pl. mice //)
1 a any of various small rodents esp. of the family Muridae, usu. having a pointed snout and relatively large ears and eyes. b any of several similar small mammals, such as a shrew or vole.
2 a timid or feeble person.
3 (pl. also mouses) Computing a small hand-held device which controls the cursor on a VDU screen.
4 slang a black eye.
v.intr. /also /
1 (esp. of a cat, owl, etc.) hunt for or catch mice.
2 (foll. by about) search industriously; prowl about as if searching.
mouselike adj. & adv.
mouser n.
[Old English mus, pl. mys, from Germanic]

Definition number 2 is under the spotlight.

This dictionary defines timid and feeble as follows:

timid:
easily frightened; apprehensive, shy.

feeble:
1 weak, infirm.
2 lacking energy, force, or effectiveness.
3 dim, indistinct.
4 deficient in character or intelligence.
5. unintelligent.
6. mentally deficient.

from Latin flebilis ‘lamentable’, from flere ‘weep’]

Do I need to say more ?

Omrow

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MuslimSisLilSis — Sun, 26 Jun 2005 - 23:03

omro are a mouse?

u chat about love a bit too much

ur very poetic

u play about with ur words-ur unable to give a straight answer (like a girl)

u seem to be VERY clued up on mouse-men

u are "deficient in character or intelligence" at times

is there sumthing ur not telling us?

MuslimSisLilSis — Mon, 27 Jun 2005 - 09:34

i have some questions O Wise Mouse Expert

1-couple of nights ago I saw some fat mice in my dream-what does this mean?

2-How does pushing a pushchair make a man a mouse?

Please enlighten me O Wise Mousy one

Seraphim — Mon, 27 Jun 2005 - 10:24

[quote="MuslimSisLilSis"]
omro are a mouse?

u chat about love a bit too much

ur very poetic
[/quote]

Being poetic doesnt make you a mouse. Infact you'd have to be a fool not to appreciate poetry.
[quote="MuslimSisLilSis"]
u play about with ur words-ur unable to give a straight answer (like a girl)[/quote]

Omrow does seem to have a way with words. But i'd say its more cryptic rather than girly.

In response to your dream, what does a fat mouse mean to you?

Omrow — Mon, 27 Jun 2005 - 12:47

Salam

[quote="MuslimSisLilSis"]couple of nights ago I saw some fat mice in my dream-what does this mean?[/quote]

It means you should show no mercy and stock up on some rat poison.

Omrow

muslim_kuri — Mon, 27 Jun 2005 - 13:34

[quote="Omrow"]
It means you should show no mercy and stock up on some rat poison.
[/quote]

lol

Angel — Tue, 28 Jun 2005 - 12:44

What bout men that look mousy type? the skinny ones! Can anyone judge them as mousy and expect them to be under their wives orders?

muslim_kuri — Tue, 28 Jun 2005 - 12:55

[quote="angel"]What bout men that look mousy type? the skinny ones! Can anyone judge them as mousy and expect them to be under their wives orders?[/quote]

nah looks can be deceiving

Brother — Tue, 28 Jun 2005 - 18:52

Men shouldn't be mice but they still should respect and help their wives.
There is a limit to almost everything.

MuslimSisLilSis — Tue, 28 Jun 2005 - 19:26

[quote="Omrow"]

It means you should show no mercy and stock up on some rat poison.

Omrow[/quote]

that was very disappointing-i expected sumin better

and girls a skinny man aint a mouse

but a fat man is-

contsantly nibbling away

musslima — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 - 21:10

[quote=Angel]What bout men that look mousy type? the skinny ones! Can anyone judge them as mousy and expect them to be under their wives orders?[/quote]
what about those with a pointy snout, teeth sticking out, long tail and big ears. 😂