Your Funny and Crazy Conversations

[quote=ThE pOwEr Of SiLeNcE]well i was just visiting memory lane with my friend and i thought id share this with you

when i was in yr 7, there was this girl who didnt like me, dunno/cant remember why :/ lol

but once we both were gonna catch the bus and she goes to me "even though i dont like you, im scared of going through the subway so im gna walk with you, ok!" {links my arm and starts walking}

😂 !![/quote]

yeh cant possibly imagine why she doesnt like you

:roll:

sarahphimmmmmm long time no see mate 😛

Conversation with an acquaintance coming into college eons ago:

Girl: and then my sister said to me ???????? (Speaks in Bengali)

Me: Oh I'm sorry could you just repeat what you said but in English please

Girl: huh?

Me: Could you tell me what your sister said to you again but this time in english please as I don't understand Bengali?

Girl: what do you mean you don't understand Bengali? Can't you speak your own language?

Me: um well its not my language. I'm not bengali.

Girl: what do you mean you're not bengali?

Me: umm, I'm not of bangladeshi origin, my parents, elders aren't bengali.

Girl: but you hang around with Bengalis?! How come you hand around with them

Me: (at this point I have nowhere to run to) well they are my friends and I'm their friend and there's no law saying we can't be and that we can't hand out together.

Girl: ah ok

Me: yeah

Girl: (just before we swipe through college doors) are you sure you're not Bengali???

Me:.............umm I'll find out for you shall I.........

@ the power of silence:-

That is SOOOOO CEEEYOOOOT!

[quote=Ya'qub] it was because I missed my bus stop.

What's more, I bumped into a South African friend of mine, while waiting for someone in the wrong place that I was supposed to be.

[/quote]

:shock: They have BUSES in Syria?!

Why wouldn't they? How do you expect them to get around? camels?

*ahem* :oops:

😂

(sorry)

[quote=Sumaiya]@ the power of silence:-

That is SOOOOO CEEEYOOOOT!

[/quote]

lol it took me a couple of secs to work out what "ceeyoot" meant and yeah i found it funny 🙂

I had a conversation today with my friend Adam, and it kinda connects with the other topic too.

He stormed into the dance studio, where a few of us were just hanging out in a free before tutorial, and he was like "OMG i am SO pissed off"

And he told us about his racist Maths teacher who accidentally said that "all white people were stupid anyway" and Adam had a go at him, and head of dept overheard and it was all very chaotic.

Anyway, no-one knew who he was talking about so Shep Asked if he was black

And Adam was like "... No, i think he was a Muslim"

😂 - was there a follow up "funny" conversation?

[quote=You]:lol: - was there a follow up "funny" conversation?[/quote]

Aha xD

Shep and I burst out laughing and every time i started to try to explain it to him, the conversation rewound in my head and i burst out laughing again xD

and Shep was like "HAHAHHA... Why are we laughing?"

And i was like "What? Don't you get it? Why are you laughing then?"

and he was like "... Because you were o.0 "

Haha. Such bimbos xD

LOL

This happened to me in the laundretter. And yeah I am stupid.

I walk in with laundry and go to the empty counter.

Woman in a chair: Don't I look as though I work here?

Me: No not really. *laughs and turns back to the empty counter*

Woman: *Gets up from chair* How can I help?

Me: *Thinks oh right you do work here, well even though we're not mentioning that I just made a faux pas, this is still pretty awkward*

Just laugh uncomfortably loud and you might transfer the awkwardness to the other person. Win.

Jon: So who from our course has seen you hair?

Me: a few girls..

Jon: Do you take your hat off at home?

Me: Hat?

Jon: The ..hijab..

Me: yep, I take the 'hat' off..it doesn't look like a hat!

Jon: So your dad and brothers have seen your hair?

Me: well..duh..

Jon: That's disgraceful! I never go around showing my Mum my willy!

Me: o.O How..what HOW is that even related?!

Jon: So, can I see your hair?

Me: Nope.

Jon: Does it say in the Qur'an that you can't show your hair to guys?

Me: Something like that.

Jon: So it says guys can't see the hair?

Me: Go away.

Jon: So if I bring in sunglasses and then you take your hat off, it won't be the same, because I've got my sunglasses on.

Me:.....er...

Jon: 😃

Me: :roll:

[quote=s.b.f]Jon: So who from our course has seen you hair?

Me: a few girls..

Jon: Do you take your hat off at home?

Me: Hat?

Jon: The ..hijab..

Me: yep, I take the 'hat' off..it doesn't look like a hat!

Jon: So your dad and brothers have seen your hair?

Me: well..duh..

Jon: That's disgraceful! I never go around showing my Mum my willy!

Me: o.O How..what HOW is that even related?!

[/quote]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh dear >.<

In town today

Me: *smiles politely at a random girl who catches my eye*

Her: *very confuzzled look on her face* Erm... I don't know you

Me: ... Ok erm... nevermind then.

...Since when do you need to know someone's blood type to smile at them? only smiled at her coz she was staring at me ¬_¬

Me and my son (2.5 years old):

Son: The police came and took Abas away.

Me: Why?

Son: He did wee in his pants.

Me: oh :shock:

Son: Naughty boy.

Me: Yes son, he is.

Son: They jackson Abas.

Me: Jackson him? What's that?

Son: Jackson!!!!

Me: Why?

Son: He did wee in his pants.

(Wife tells me Jackson means injection)

Me: Where did they jackson him?

Son: On his nose.

Me: Have you been drinking Iron Bru?

aww lol

-brother hangs my 20ish cousin's tigger on the curtain rail so it looks like tigger's commiting suicide

-cousin walks in the room.

cousin: YOU PR*CK! what have u done

bro: how do u know it was me

cousin: cuz theres no one else who would something like that

everyone else: 😂

cousin: i can't wait till u have kids! im gna torture them

me: why?! torture HIM, the kids havnt done anything to u

cousin: no, im gna torture his wife and kids!

Mars: Just make sure you don't *A loud screech and a thud*

Mars turns around... : HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAH

Me: hahahahaha (while sitting on the icy floor)

Mars: HAHA oh fall... 😂

G: I completely understand, most of my friends back in Nottingham are Muslims.

Me: Oh great..do you mean the ones I met a month ago? or another group of friends?

G: Oh yeah the one you met last time...

Me: ooh..what were they called?

G: (names a few Indian names)

Me: did you say they were Muslims?

G: Yep. 🙂

Me: They sound like Indian names...

G: Oh yeah..they're Hindu! Sorry...Islam ... Hinduism...similiar..thats why I got confused!

Me: Err...how long have you known them?

G: All my life. 🙂

Me: Nevermind....

Supervisor off on maternity leave and rings me at the office:

*Ring*Ring*

Me: Hello...

Supervisor: Seraph, is that you?

Me: nooo... but i hear that guys awesome 😉

Supervisor: 😂

Talking to a Guy, (Note: I wear a Scarf/Hijaab)

Guy: Hey!

Me: Hey! How are you!?

Guy: Yeh not bad! How are you?

Me: Great actually!

Guy: So what did you do today?

Me: Oh not much, stayed at home and straightened my hair

Guy: YOU HAVE HAIR?!

Me: :roll:

Me and my friend buying some chips from town:

Guy: Hello! What would you like?

Me: Chips! 😃

Guy: A bit too happy for chips aren't ya?

Me: Erm..

Guy: Chips coming up.

Me: Thanks.

Guy: Where are you from?

Me: S....

Guy: No..I mean ethnicity..

Me: Oh..(answer)

Guy: Oh. Where do you live?

Me: What?

Guy: What area are you from?

Me: Well..

Guy: What's your dad's name?

Me: !!! You're way TOO nosy! it's your time to talk! What ethinicity are you?

Guy: Pakistani.

Me: What do you for a living?

Guy: I have lots of businesses.

Me: Are you married?

Guy: Yes.

Me: Kids?

Guy: Three. ALl boys. ages: 6, 4 and 1.

Me: Awwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Guy: I want to them be doctors/dentists..or maybe lawyers.

Me: :|

lol.

Funny things happen a lot working in telesales:

Me: So how long have you been unemployed.

Customer: 6 months.

Me: OK, 6 months, that's great.

*awkward pause*

Customer: Actually that's not great.

Me: Yeah, I kinda realised just after I said it. I thought I'd just keep quiet though.

[quote=Dawud]

Me: Yeah, I kinda realised just after I said it. I thought I'd just keep quiet though.[/quote]

LOL aww, for some reason i don't expect u to come out with such dopey responses 😛

Urghhh *cringecringecringe*

On MSN:

[mid conversation- i'm in a bit of a silly mood]

Rory: So who's this new guy at college then that Lewis can't stand?

Me: Who?

Oh right, that's Lee.

Rory: Oh what's he like?

Me: Oh he's okay. Dead arrogant but quite smart. Would be fit if he wasn't ginger. (i was JOKING!! I didn't mean it! It just came out like i did. Should have said "Lol" or variation xD )

Rory: Erm, yeah thanks.

Me: (*baffled* )... Sup?

Rory: Nothing, Nothing. Just... I'm ginger.

😂 - proper foot in mouth.

It is quite weird how simple being ginger is seen as an insult many times. I was watching "live at the apollo" the other day and a comedian mentioned how Brits are crap at racism and used ginger as an example at how crap we are - ginger is not even a race.