**ED LOVES TIGERS!**

Dave —

In a recent study conducted at Dartmouth College of Hanover New Hampshire 1 out of every 1 person polled found that Tigers are "better" than Dolphins.


*There is a 5% margin of error.


Meet bob:


[img]http://www.rit.edu/~amw4085/tigergallery/tiger12.jpg[/img]


Everybody say "Hi Bob!"


Bob is a Tiger, and a closer personal friend of mine - so I thought i'd embarass him by strolling through a few of his more embarassing memories.


As a young cub - Bob was a bit of a mommas boy:


[img]http://www.rit.edu/~amw4085/tigergallery/tiger1.jpg[/img]


I don't think his mother ever really let him leave home:


[img]http://www.rit.edu/~amw4085/tigergallery/tiger4.jpg[/img]


Which is why Bob has a bit of a confidence problem:


[img]http://www.rit.edu/~amw4085/tigergallery/tiger18.jpg[/img]


This confidence problem really hurt Bob when he tried out for a movie:


[img]http://www.rit.edu/~amw4085/tigergallery/tiger21.jpg[/img]


He got the leading roll... unfortunately due to his poor acting and lack of presence it got poor reviews and nobody watched the movie.


Recently Bob started a profile on www.meettigersingles.com:


(this is his picture)


[img]http://www.rit.edu/~amw4085/tigergallery/tiger25.jpg[/img]


However that failed too.


Poor poor Bob.


Forum

You — Thu, 26 Jan 2006 - 00:06

I don't think he has enough money to buy erm... I mean win... the presidency...


Dave — Thu, 26 Jan 2006 - 00:12

[quote="naj"]


whats wrong with a SHARK !!! course its cool....


but what the hell ?


dangerous ...ugly....got a phobia......coz of JAWS...


[/quote]


They aren't ugly! They are cool looking!!!


And I highly doubt they bought jaws.


For all I know it could be some kinda rare breed that's one foot long or something crazy like that - or a "shark fish" or something like that. I've not actually [i]seen[/i] it yet


Medarris — Thu, 26 Jan 2006 - 00:14

[quote="Don Karnage"]


It was on the old forum - veeerrry interesting "Med"[/quote]


yes, ok "dave"


You — Thu, 26 Jan 2006 - 00:24

[quote="Med"][quote="Don Karnage"]


It was on the old forum - veeerrry interesting "Med"[/quote]


yes, ok "dave"[/quote]


thinking about this... have you seen Med and yuit in the same room together? Neither have I!


:shock:


star — Thu, 26 Jan 2006 - 00:28

[quote="Admin"][quote="Med"][quote="Don Karnage"]


It was on the old forum - veeerrry interesting "Med"[/quote]


yes, ok "dave"[/quote]


thinking about this... have you seen Med and yuit in the same room together? Neither have I!


:shock:[/quote]


what you guz think their 1.... :shock: jokers


You — Thu, 26 Jan 2006 - 00:30

well have YOU seen them in the same room?


The evidence speaks for itself!


:shock: :shock: :shock:


Dave — Thu, 26 Jan 2006 - 00:34

[quote="Admin"][quote="Med"][quote="Don Karnage"]


It was on the old forum - veeerrry interesting "Med"[/quote]


yes, ok "dave"[/quote]


thinking about this... have you seen Med and yuit in the same room together? Neither have I!


:shock:[/quote]


EXACTLY.


How deep does this rabbit hole go?


You — Thu, 26 Jan 2006 - 00:35

what?


there are rabbits involved?


And they have bunkers?


:shock:


Dave — Thu, 26 Jan 2006 - 00:38

[quote="Admin"]what?


there are rabbits involved?


And they have bunkers?


:shock:[/quote]


:shock:


"Adminus" Maximus Primus (Latin)


Adminos Magnos Alpha (Greek)


- for your information


You — Thu, 26 Jan 2006 - 00:42

I wanted something that people will easily pick up on. I have changed it now to your latin suggestion. Thanks.


So are these bunkers proteted? I have heard rumours they have developed this stealth protection technology called a 'golf course'.


Do you have any intel?


Dave — Thu, 26 Jan 2006 - 00:53

Golf course eh....


Sounds sinister - I don't have any intel and will have to do some extensive reconaissance


You — Thu, 26 Jan 2006 - 01:04

I have heard they have this projectile weaponry for 'defensive purposes'.


It is dimpled for disguise, but be very careful.


Sirus — Thu, 26 Jan 2006 - 01:36

For the Record people


dave has already promised me his fortune and my name is the only one on his will


[size=7]now to hire that hitman[/size] :twisted:


Dave — Thu, 26 Jan 2006 - 01:58

[quote="Hayder on Holiday"]For the Record people


dave has already promised me his fortune and my name is the only one on his will


[size=7]now to hire that hitman[/size] :twisted:[/quote]


Presently - only counting [i]accessable funds[/i] and property owned [i]under my name[/i] I am worth probably something in the range of 15-20 thousand dollars.


I bet if you added it up you guys are in that echelon too.


Not worth the price of a hitman


You — Thu, 26 Jan 2006 - 02:00

[quote="Don Karnage"]Not worth the price of a hitman[/quote]


That is for us to decide.


(and my monetary value atm is in the red. Very dark red.)


Dave — Thu, 26 Jan 2006 - 02:06

[quote="Admin"](and my monetary value atm is in the red. Very dark red.)[/quote]


then you can't hire a hitman :twisted:


I'm not really all that wealthy if you are looking at readily available assets - almost everything is tied up in accounts stocks bonds trust funds and family holdings


lol you don't just invent the American economy and then leave your family destitute.


Oh wait - yea you do - thanks Alex.


*DUST* — Thu, 26 Jan 2006 - 11:39

[quote="Don Karnage"]@#%$#@!!!!!


Aasiyah... Thanks - thank you.[/quote]:lol: ur quite welcome! but i forgot to include the shark in my list... 😛


[quote="Don Karnage"][url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OCD]Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.[/url]


Basically I think about germs all day until it totally freaks me out and I compulsively wash my hands or take a shower.[/quote]:shock: u accepted it!! way to go Dave, thats the first step towards recovery!! 😃


[quote="Don Karnage"][quote="Med"]er. . . dave. . . how rich r u bruv?[/quote]

Hang on... didn't Yuit ask the [i]exact same question[/i] once?


...

[quote="Yuit"]How rich are you Dave?[/quote]

It was on the old forum - veeerrry interesting "Med"[/quote]

ur crazy - loadsa ppl hav asked 'how rich r u dave' after hearing about ur porsche or various other snobby 'accessories' (i am taking lilsis's place til she gets back) :twisted: and yuit would never say 'bruv'. :roll:


Sirus — Thu, 26 Jan 2006 - 11:56

[quote="Don Karnage"][quote="Hayder on Holiday"]For the Record people


dave has already promised me his fortune and my name is the only one on his will


[size=7]now to hire that hitman[/size] :twisted:[/quote]


Presently - only counting [i]accessable funds[/i] and property owned [i]under my name[/i] I am worth probably something in the range of 15-20 thousand dollars.


I bet if you added it up you guys are in that echelon too.


Not worth the price of a hitman[/quote]


Dave, where im from....we'll rob u for anything 😂


Medarris — Thu, 26 Jan 2006 - 12:41

[quote="Hayder on Holiday"]


Dave, where im from....we'll rob u for anything :lol:[/quote]


and dave, where IM from . . . we'll rob u for nothing at all. Just for the adrenaline rush.


Dave — Thu, 26 Jan 2006 - 14:47

[quote="*DUST*"]:lol: ur quite welcome! but i forgot to include the shark in my list... :P[/quote]


What if it turns out to be a small shark


[quote="Don Karnage"]:shock: u accepted it!! way to go Dave, thats the first step towards recovery!! 😃 [/quote]


I'm so glad you care :roll:


[quote="Don Karnage"]ur crazy - loadsa ppl hav asked 'how rich r u dave' after hearing about ur porsche or various other snobby 'accessories' (i am taking lilsis's place til she gets back) :twisted: and yuit would never say 'bruv'. :roll:[/quote]


Noooo only Yuit and Med have said it so far - after Yuit said it everybody started going off on me with Richie Rich and Snobby Dave - but so far only med and Yuit have asked.


Like I said before if you look at readily available assets and property in my name we're only looking at 15-20k


That's not all that impressive - you guys probably are in that area if you add it all up.


Dave — Thu, 26 Jan 2006 - 14:50

[quote="Med"][quote="Hayder on Holiday"]


Dave, where im from....we'll rob u for anything :lol:[/quote]


and dave, where IM from . . . we'll rob u for nothing at all. Just for the adrenaline rush.[/quote]


lol guys... guys guys...


You don't know what I look like - but I am not the type of person that gets scared walking around Harlem at night.


Angel — Thu, 26 Jan 2006 - 14:56

[quote="Don Karnage"]


lol guys... guys guys...


You don't know what I look like - but I am not the type of person that gets scared walking around Harlem at night.[/quote]


DENIAL


[size=7]what a wimp[/size]


Dave — Thu, 26 Jan 2006 - 15:09

[quote="Angel"][quote="Don Karnage"]


lol guys... guys guys...


You don't know what I look like - but I am not the type of person that gets scared walking around Harlem at night.[/quote]


DENIAL


[size=7]what a wimp[/size][/quote]


...what am I in denial about?


Angel — Thu, 26 Jan 2006 - 15:14

You said your not scared at walkin at night near harlem, but we all know ur a wimp really ALL sno.bs are :twisted:


Dave — Thu, 26 Jan 2006 - 15:17

[quote="Angel"]You said your not scared at walkin at night near harlem, but we all know ur a wimp really ALL sno.bs are :twisted:[/quote]


IM NOT A WIMP.


Okay so i'm not exactly a champion swimmer and can't hold my breath.


Okay fine - so i'm a large teddy bear.


I GIVE UP.


My girlfriend can beat me up and shes 5 foot something and less than 100 pounds.


Man she loves cheeseburgers tho... :shock: i really don't get it.


Well okay i'm a Teddy bear when I am not threatened or insulted.


Then I am a very very very unpleasant person.


*DUST* — Thu, 26 Jan 2006 - 16:06

[quote="Don Karnage"][quote="Don Karnage"]:shock: u accepted it!! way to go Dave, thats the first step towards recovery!! 😃 [/quote]


I'm so glad you care :roll:[/quote]

lol come on - dont u remember that looong discussion u, me, aph and probably some other oldies had on the old forum about shaking hands with people...?


*DUST* — Thu, 26 Jan 2006 - 18:10

[quote="Don Karnage"]and?[/quote]

nothing much, i just remember u denying it at the time... 😉


[size=7]AND i sense this is a sensitive topic so i will shurrup now...[/size]