Why why why
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the
batteries are getting weak?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know
there is not enough?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion
stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you
throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles
are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their
vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down
to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first
try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a
shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all
right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you
stupid idiot?"
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's
falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in
summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is
suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best
friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
Why why why
Why why why
Run and hide flower!!!
Re: Why why why
[quote="flower"]
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
something new to eat will have materialized?
[/quote]
LOL!
I do that all the time. Whenever i go into the kitchen i will ALWAYS open the refrigerator... its more out of habbit really than out of hunger.
Why why why
yeh then he asks mum or me what there is to eat! 😃
Why why why
[quote="Mez"]yeh then he asks mum or me what there is to eat! :D[/quote]
Yep my brother does exactly the same!.....by the way happy belated birthday seraph and happy birthday mez! (i think it said it was ur bday 2day on How Old are You thread)
Why why why
[quote="flower"]
Yep my brother does exactly the same!.....by the way happy belated birthday seraph and happy birthday mez! (i think it said it was ur bday 2day on How Old are You thread)[/quote]
Do not remind me!!
I feel so old! But thanks anyway!!
Re: Why why why
[quote="flower"]Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the
batteries are getting weak?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their
vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down
to give the vacuum one more chance?
[/quote]
very familiar with the ^^^ :oops:
Re: Why why why
[quote="flower"]Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the
batteries are getting weak?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know
there is not enough?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion
stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you
throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles
are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their
vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down
to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first
try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a
shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all
right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you
stupid idiot?"
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's
falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in
summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is
suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best
friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.[/quote]
Too many WHYS!!! Too many WHYS!!
(laughs hysterically) 😃
Salam
I only want to know one thing:
Why is flower so beautiful.
Omrow