Jokes/Poetry or anythin alike!

Angel —

This thread is for jokes, poems or any inspirational stories (hint hint muslim kuri!)... so here goes......


Generous lawyer


A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.


"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"


The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"


Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no."


The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"


The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.


"or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"


The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."


On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"


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star — Mon, 14 Nov 2005 - 00:33

[quote="Salma"][quote="Med"]how many of the members here love poetry?


Personally I love it, I find it so deep and meaningful, but thatis only urdu poetry, i hate english ''poetry'' load of cobblers IMO.


I wudnt mind being a poet, but I dnt think my dad wud be too happy abt that, lol.[/quote]


ewwww...all that sop mop jummbled up with some fancy words...doesnt really float my boat[/quote]


thats what i thought to lol...i see some crazy poetry lovers here,

nor had i ever heard of mawlana rumi aswell...

but i think im starting to like poetry now tiz DEEP stuff...

some poetry angel mentioned in some topic of mawlana rumis was really good.


Angel — Mon, 14 Nov 2005 - 00:36

[quote="Constantine"]lol so God in an adjective:


[i]Shiiiiny[/i][/quote]


nope, did i say that? I meant his beauty (as in his mercy/love for his ppl etc) is what is amazin which distracts ppl...


I am not makin any sense am I? I'll shut up 😢


Dave — Mon, 14 Nov 2005 - 00:39

[quote="angel"][quote="Constantine"]lol so God in an adjective:


[i]Shiiiiny[/i][/quote]


nope, did i say that? I meant his beauty (as in his mercy/love for his ppl etc) is what is amazin which distracts ppl...


I am not makin any sense am I? I'll shut up :cry:[/quote]


I know what ya mean!


I'm just in a strange mood - haven't been sleeping much


Angel — Mon, 14 Nov 2005 - 00:45

[quote="Constantine"]


I know what ya mean!


I'm just in a strange mood - haven't been sleeping much[/quote]


You should be resting, have you finished that 1000000000000000000000 pages long project you were workin on?


Angel — Mon, 14 Nov 2005 - 00:53

[quote="Constantine"]God no - I just finished the proposal and bibliography


And that took me nearly a full semester[/quote]


Huh? doin the bibliography dont that mean your near the end of the whole thing?


Whats left to do, how many pages, words?


Dave — Mon, 14 Nov 2005 - 00:57

[quote="angel"][quote="Constantine"]God no - I just finished the proposal and bibliography


And that took me nearly a full semester[/quote]


Huh? doin the bibliography dont that mean your near the end of the whole thing?


Whats left to do, how many pages, words?[/quote]


We do the research first semester and the writing second semester - they want the bibliography with the proposal so they can scrutinize at our proposal defense.


*DUST* — Mon, 14 Nov 2005 - 15:41

[quote="Constantine"]lol the only thing I couldn't really get over was "yea... but don't moths go to the flame because they are stupid and get distracted?"[/quote]

i always thought that was about ATtraction as opposed to distraction? :|


PRINCE — Mon, 14 Nov 2005 - 16:50

😂 😂 english man, irish man and scottish man walk into a bar and da bar tender sayz iz dis a joke or sumtin. 😂 😂


Saadia Khan — Mon, 14 Nov 2005 - 16:57

salaam


course u can med look forward to seeing u lol

thou we prob wont have one for sum time now our dars-ul-quran has started again lol will let u know of ne being held for public were bouts u from is ur missus ointrested int his kind of thing?


Angel — Mon, 14 Nov 2005 - 18:50

[quote="irfghan"][quote="angel"][quote="irfghan"]Wasn't Shams Tabrez his teacher?[/quote]


Ummm actually it could be that, now i aint so sure anymore. i think i am getin Shams Tabraiz (ra) mixed up with one of his students, i would ask sis but she's asleep.[/quote]


Seems like you need the sleep too.[/quote]


Yeh i think so too, stayed up doin essay last night and the woke up early...today was a rough day!


Angel — Mon, 14 Nov 2005 - 18:55

[quote="Darth V-Hayder"]go to sleep


for a long time :twisted:[/quote]


Haw what u tryin to say, i should just die.....tut tut thats nasty even coming from you!


UBERJUDGE DAVE — Mon, 14 Nov 2005 - 18:57

[quote="angel"][quote="Darth V-Hayder"]go to sleep


for a long time :twisted:[/quote]


Haw what u tryin to say, i should just die.....tut tut thats nasty even coming from you![/quote]


Don't die Angel!!!


Angel — Mon, 14 Nov 2005 - 19:04

[quote="UBERJUDGE DAVE"][quote="angel"][quote="Darth V-Hayder"]go to sleep


for a long time :twisted:[/quote]


Haw what u tryin to say, i should just die.....tut tut thats nasty even coming from you![/quote]


Don't die Angel!!![/quote]


Uberjudge is nice i like him...i hate hayduh hes mean very mean wishin death on me 😢


Sirus — Mon, 14 Nov 2005 - 19:05

astagfirullah!!!


i need u alive, who else am i gona pester?!


i was jus implying u get lost for a short while 🙂


Angel — Mon, 14 Nov 2005 - 19:07

[quote="Darth V-Hayder"]astagfirullah!!!


i need u alive, who else am i gona pester?!


i was jus implying u get lost for a short while :)[/quote]


same thing....getin lost means die in my dictionary


Angel — Mon, 14 Nov 2005 - 19:15

[quote="Darth V-Hayder"]u need Oxford dictionary, not Glasgow dictionary


stop bien a wimp![/quote]


I aint a wimp your the one who said i should die and i kindly pointed out that wasnt a very nice thing to say, whats that got to do with being a wimp duh boy, i understand over-sensitive but wimp?


MuSlImAh786 — Mon, 14 Nov 2005 - 19:29

My heart is bleeding, bleeding with fear,

So afraid of losing, losing what is near.

Deep in my heart, I feel we're drifting apart.

I need you more than ever, and that's a forever.


I don't know what to do or say...

Just know you mean the world to me,

You are my hopes... my dreams...

And everything in between.

I want you, I need you, I love you.


I don't want to imagine life without you.

Am I asking to much, am I living in a dream?

Sometimes I get lost in my own selfish thoughts,

I know who and what I want...

It's you my Love, you are my heart.


Medarris — Mon, 14 Nov 2005 - 21:34

[quote="Saadia Khan"]salaam


course u can med look forward to seeing u lol

thou we prob wont have one for sum time now our dars-ul-quran has started again lol will let u know of ne being held for public were bouts u from is ur missus ointrested int his kind of thing?[/quote]


May ALLAH make you and your family happy, ameen.


I was only joking, I wouldnt be so rude as to invite myself anywhere, but may ALLAH reward you for the invite.


Im from Bham, but can get anywhere for hookah and poetry! I wouldnt be saying anything, just listening.


wifey aint THAT interested in it, but why do u ask? Its not like Im gonna bring her to the mehfil, she can listen to it at home over the transmitter. HAHAHAHA.


Saadia Khan — Mon, 14 Nov 2005 - 23:12

salaam

Jazakallah

no med if i was to invite u id invite ur wifey to.

me my mother and our sisters are also present at this mehfil if shes a niqaabi then i kinda understand if not shes more than welcome to cum.


Medarris — Mon, 14 Nov 2005 - 23:13

[quote="Saadia Khan"]salaam

Jazakallah

no med if i was to invite u id invite ur wifey to.

me my mother and our sisters are also present at this mehfil if shes a niqaabi then i kinda understand if not shes more than welcome to cum.[/quote]


oh.


the women are present in the same room aswell?


star — Mon, 14 Nov 2005 - 23:17

[quote="Med"]

wifey aint THAT interested in it, but why do u ask? Its not like Im gonna bring her to the mehfil, she can listen to it at home over the transmitter. HAHAHAHA.[/quote]


impossible